are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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