I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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