i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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