No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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