I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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