I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I deserve this hangover.
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