What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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