You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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