Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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