its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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