What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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