is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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