can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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