i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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