How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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