RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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