Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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