Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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