Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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