# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
where does the pee come out of this thing
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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