thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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