is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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