I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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