She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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Houston, we have a blender
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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