That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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