Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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