Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im six kinds of drunk right now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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