I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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