yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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