I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Fuck appropriateness.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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