the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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