oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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