Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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