Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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