she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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