Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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