Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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