So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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