This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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