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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Are my feet made of real feet?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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