Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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