I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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