Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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