Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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