Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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