Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my poor anus
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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