he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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