Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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