in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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