I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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