remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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