All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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