I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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