Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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